Starts at 60 Daily Joke: God asked Adam to do something for him

So, God explained it to him. Source: Shutterstock.

God approached Adam and asked him to do something for him. Adam happily obliged.

God said: “Go down into that valley.” Adam asked: “What’s a valley?”

God explained that to him, and then said: “Go over to the hill.” Adam asked: “What is a hill?”

So, God explained it to him. He told Adam: “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.” Adam then asked: “What’s a cave?”

After God explained, he said: “In the cave you will find a woman.”

Adam asked: “What’s a woman?’

So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said: “I want you to reproduce.”

Adam asked: “How do I do that?”

Just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam went down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and found the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God’s patience was wearing thin, and he said angrily: “What is it now?”

And Adam asked: “What’s a headache?”

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