Daily Joke: New Year’s resolutions

A man and his friend were talking about their New Year’s resolutions.

Friend: I heard you set some really tough resolutions, have you completed them?

Man: Well, of course! I’ve swam across the Pacific Ocean in only Speedos.

Friend: Neat.

Man: Scaled Mount Everest naked!

Friend, a bit sceptical: Really?

Man: Well, there is one I still haven’t completed.

Friend: And that is?

Man: Break my habit of lying…

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