Daily Joke: Tell me why you should be released
Oct 13, 2021
A man was presenting for his parole hearing. Source: Getty Images
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, “Tell me, why should you be released early?”
The inmate responded, “It’s bec…”
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have…
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
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