Daily Joke: Tell me why you should be released

Oct 13, 2021
A man was presenting for his parole hearing. Source: Getty Images

At the parole hearing, the officer asked, “Tell me, why should you be released early?”

The inmate responded, “It’s bec…”

Officer: Yes?

Inmate: I think I have…

Officer: Go on.

Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

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