Three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”.
The 94-year old yells back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see”.
She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”
The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”.
She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door!”