Daily Joke: Taking up jogging

Jan 18, 2022
Deciding to take up jogging... Source: Getty

Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store.

While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoes, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?”

“Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come to pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”

What happens to a person if they run in front of a car? They become tyre-d.

What happens to a person if they run behind a car? They get exhaust-ed.

What do you call a runner who keeps choking on water puns while running a marathon? A bad case of running gags.

Have you got any funny running jokes?

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