Daily Joke: Send the ambulance

Jun 07, 2021
Quick! Send the ambulance. Source: Getty Images

A bloke rings triple zero and says, “Quick! Send an ambulance! My wife’s having a baby! Hurry!”

“Just calm down a moment,” says the operator. “Is this her first baby?”

“No, you dill!” says the bloke. “This is her husband, Frank.”

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