Daily Joke: Scattered ashes

An elderly woman from outer Melbourne decided to prepare her will and make her final requests.

She told her priest she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Myer in Bourke St Mall.

“Myer!” the priest exclaimed. “Why Myer?”

“Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.”

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