Daily Joke: Mr Johnson goes sailing

Jan 10, 2022
Mr Johnson took his yacht out sailing. Source: Getty Images

Mr Johnson decided to go yachting one day, when he became lost.

After being out at sea for three days, Mr Johnson looked up and saw a huge cruise ship sailing towards him. The enormous ship halted next to the yacht.

“Thank goodness you showed up!” shouted Mr Johnson. “I’ve been lost for three days.”

The captain looked down from the ship and said, “You think you are lost?”


I saw an advert in the paper ‘Yacht for sale’.

As if people don’t know what a yacht is for.


During lockdown, I started my own business building model yachts in my attic.

Sales are going through the roof.

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