A man stopped at a fast food restaurant. He was fascinated by a sign which offered ‘Fat-Free French Fries’ and so he decided to give them a try.
After ordering, he watched with disgust as the worker pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which were dripping with fat. The worker threw them in a bag and put them in the man’s order.
“Just a minute!” he objected. “Those aren’t fat-free.”
“Yes, they are,” the worker shrugged. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free!”
A man goes to a therapist and says: “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s Bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?”
“Relax,” says the therapist calmly. “Take a deep breath and calm down.”
The man does as he is told and takes a few deep breaths before the therapist says: “Now tell me, where exactly is Larry’s Bar?”
One day, after a man had his annual check-up, the doctor came out and said: “You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?”
“Well,” he said. “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”
“That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?”
“Yeah, and they’re in favour 15 to 2.”
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