Daily Joke: Labels that prove the world is going mad

Jun 03, 2021
There are labels that make perfect sense and then there are other labels... Source: Getty Images

On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a hotel hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a frozen meal:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On packaging for an iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On a bottle of children’s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a packet of salted peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a packet of sleeping tablets:
This product may cause drowsiness.

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

A promotion on a packet of potato chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a blow-torch gas bottle:
Contents may catch fire.

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