Daily Joke: Keeping it hot after 50 years

Aug 23, 2021
How do you keep the spark alive after 50 years? Source: Getty Images

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.”

“Yeah,” she replied, “Just think, 50 years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.”

“I know,” the old man said. “We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds 50 years ago.”

“Well,” Granny snickered, “what do you say … should we get naked?”

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

“You know, honey,” the little old lady breathlessly replied, “My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised,” replied Gramps. “One’s in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

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