Daily Joke: Ian and the mechanic

Oct 06, 2021
A good mechanic is worth their weight in gold! Source: Ryan McGuire/ Pixabay

Ian’s engine kept rattling and making loud noises whenever he drove. He sent it to the mechanic. The mechanic took a quick look at the engine and marked an ‘X’ on the chassis with a chalk. He then gave it a swift kick and the noise stopped immediately.

A week later, Ian received the bill in the mail. The mechanic had charged him $300!

Ian felt the bill was too hefty for such a quick job like that so he demanded an itemised account of his charges. The mechanic went back into his office and came out with the bill.

*One chalk mark: 1 dollar*

*Knowing where to mark the ‘X’: 299 dollars*

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