Daily Joke: Hilariously Sweet Valentine’s Day Jokes

It’s the most romantic time of the year! Once you’ve bought the perfect gift, planned a romantic date, make your significant other fall even more in love with these hilariously sweet Valentine’s Day inspired jokes.

“What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?” “Be my Valen-slime!”

Q. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? A. He’ll dessert you.

“What did the paper clip say to the magnet?” “I find you very attractive.”

“Why did the husband get his wife a kitten for Valentine’s Day?” “He thought it was the purrfect present.

Q:  What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? A: It made him wed his plants! 

“What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?” “I’m stuck on you!”

Q: What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? A: You’re my butter half!

“Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?” “His heart wasn’t in it.”

“What’s Cupid’s favourite band?” “Kiss!”

“Why did the sheriff lock up their valentine?” “She stole their heart.”

“What do you call two birds in love?” “Tweethearts!”

“What did the scientist say to her valentine?” “I think of you periodically.”

“How can you tell when a squirrel is in love?” “It goes nuts!”