Daily Joke: Hilarious short jokes about ageing!

These jokes have had us cracking up! Which is your favourite?

Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?

A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement or shed; when you’re done you’ll have a place to live.

Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, make sure you’re not wearing your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not the problem, retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually only in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: “Hey! I remember these!”

Q: What is a 60+ year old’s most frequent thought when going from one room to another?

A: “What did I come here for?”

Q: What is the most effective form of birth control for people 60 and over?

A: Nudity

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