Daily Joke: Enemies to the west

May 25, 2021
It's hard work keeping those enemies at bay. Source: Getty Images

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.

“How are we faring?” asks the king.

“Sire,” replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day — burning the towns of your enemies in the west.”

“What?” shrieks the king. “I don’t have any enemies to the west!”

“Oh,” says the knight. “Well, you do now.”

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