Daily Joke: Don’t mess with the wife

Bob was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really annoyed.

She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in six seconds… and it’d better be there!”

The next morning, Bob got up early to play a round of golf. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she went outside to unwrap it. She opened it and found a brand new, shiny, chrome bathroom scale.

Bob has now been listed as an official missing person.