Q: Why did the golfer have two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole-in-one.
Q: When is it much better to be a woman than a man?
A: When you’re in the toilet of an aeroplane and it hits turbulence.
Q: What’s grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse on holiday.
Q: How are sex and air a lot alike?
A: Neither one’s a big deal until you’re not getting any.
Q: What happens if you play a country music song backwards?
A: The singer gets his wife, house and job back!
Q: Why did the woman with leprosy fail her driving test?
A: She left her foot on the clutch.
Q: What did God say after creating Adam?
A: I must be able to do better than that.
Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: Practise makes perfect.
Q: Did you hear the one about the cannibal who had chronic indigestion?
A: He ate someone who disagreed with him.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a Concorde?
A: A jetsetter.