Daily Joke: A professor, a CEO and a janitor

Sep 18, 2021
A janitor, a CEO and a professor discovered a magic fairy. Source: Getty Images

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says, “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.”

The professor says, “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of six year olds how to read?”

He is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids’ screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.

The CEO says, “I’ll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze.”

She is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive her insane, so she smashes her plates on the ground and gives up.

The janitor says, “I’ll be an artist.”

He is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a $1 billion.

The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.

The janitor says, “I got a masters degree in art.”

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