Daily joke: A lawyer on holiday

Jan 24, 2022
A doctor holidaying in Europe met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. Source: Getty

A doctor holidaying in Europe met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”

The doctor replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.” The lawyer looked puzzled.

“Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”

 

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