A man goes to the doctor. He says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear, “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.”
“I’ve never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on?” asked the doctor.
“That’s nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee.”
The doctor put his ear to the man’s knee and heard it say, “Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!”
“Sir,” said the dumbfounded Doctor, “I really don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never encountered anything like this before.”
“Wait Doc, that’s not it. There’s more, just put your ear up to my ankle,” the man urged.
The doctor did as the man said and heard the ankle plead, “Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks if you will.”
“I have no idea what to tell you,” the doctor said. “There’s nothing about it in my books,” he said.
“However, I can make a well-educated guess though. Based on life experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broken in three places.”