Funny truths about married life

Marriage can and does change things in a relationship. Over time we start to get more comfortable and sometimes forget about that initial spark. Maybe you’re an exception to this phenomenon but we reckon a few of you will be able to relate to these funny truths about married life.

Do any of these funny truths sound familiar?

1. You may be the boss at work but when once you get home, you’re not. Let’s face it, the wife always is.
2. The husband does everything he’s asked, but the wife always has to ask!
3. Games are not a game. The wife hates it when you win and hates it when you let her win!
4. The wife has the last word in any argument.
5. ‘Now I can get fat…’
6. You let it all out. Love is not having to old your farts in anymore.
7. Love may mean never having to say you’re sorry. But marriage means apologising when you know you’re right.
8. Inevitably things get shared – your wallet…becomes OUR wallet.
9. The blanket war! If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
10. Showering together is actually an inconvenience. The expectation of romance versus the practical reality are very different.
11. Marriage can take a heavy toll on how you look…

Any others you’d like to add?