He lives right across the road.
I can see his place from my deck.
I watched as he got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when he walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it.
He looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?”
I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free, I have no plans at all!”
He said, “Great! Could you watch my dog?”
Being an over 60 woman really sucks…