You know you are old when…

You know you are old when…

You know you are old when you knew when the Dead Sea was only sick.

You know you are old when you go to the beach and turn a wonderful colour: Blue. It’s from holding your stomach in.

You know you are old when people tell you how good you look.

You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are old when you tell people you are retro.

You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police.

You know you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle.

You know you are old when you spot that first grey hair…on your kid.

You know you are old when you see a cute guy and start to calculate if you could be his mom.

You know you are old when “Getting any?” means sleep.

You know you are old when you’ve been diagnosed with CRS: Can’t remember sh*t.

You know you are old when your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.

You know you are old when you no longer see speed limits as challenges.

You know you are old when you have a hard time deciphering between boredom and hunger.

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