Write it down

A similar situation may happen if your own home!

The universe’s oldest couple who had been married for over 90 years were sitting down watching TV one evening when the wife gets a hankering for some ice cream.

Wife: Honey, get me a bowl of ice cream, please.

The husband stands up to get it. His wife stops him.

Wife: Oh, I also want some chocolate syrup on it. Now write it down, so you don’t forget it.

Husband: I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup on it.

Wife: I also want sprinkles and a cherry. Write it down, so you don’t forget.

Husband: I got it. I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup, sprinkles, and a cherry.

The husband is in the kitchen for 45 minutes before coming back with a plate of scrambled eggs and some orange juice.

Wife: See! See! I told you to write it down! You forgot my bacon!

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