Who says you can’t laugh about getting older?

A collection of the best ageing jokes for a great morning laugh.

These jokes have had us cracking up! Which is your favourite?

Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?

A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement or shed; when you’re done, you’ll have a place to live.

Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over 60 husband?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, make sure you’re not wearing your glasses.

Q: Why should over 60s people use valet parking?

A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for over 60s to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not the problem, retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually only in the afternoon.

Q: Where do over 60s look for fashionable glasses?

A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by over 60s when they enter antique stores?

A: “Hey! I remember these!”

Q: What is a over 60s’ most frequent thought when going from one room to another?

A: “What did I come here for?”

Q: What is the most effective form of birth control for people 60 and over?

A: Nudity

Thanks Fran! If you want to read some other great jokes, click here. Or to submit one of your own to share with the Starts at 60 community, click here.

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