A bunch of men were in a locker room and a phone started to ring. The man next to it answered the phone on speaker phone so all the other men could hear. This is how their conversation went:
Man: “Hello?” woman: “hello darling.
Woman: “Hello, darling. I went shopping and I found a beautiful leather coat. I was wondering if I could buy it?”
Man: “How much is it?”
Woman: “$2,000″
Man: ” If you want to buy it then go ahead.”
Woman: “Thank you, darling. Also, I saw some more articles of clothing around the shop and I was hoping I could buy them?”
Man: “How much are they all together?”
Woman: “$10,000”
Man: “Alright, if you like them get them.”
Woman: “That’s amazing. Also, earlier I was talking to a friend and she said that the house i wanted last year was on for sale. I want to put an offer on it.”
Man: “No worries. How much?”
Woman: “$1.6 million.”
Man: “Make it an even two just so we get it.”
Woman: “Good thinking. I’ll do that now. See you later. I love you”
man: “I love you too”
The man hung up and turned to the others and said, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?”