Waking after surgery

A woman had a minor surgery but they still had to administer a large dose of anaesthesia.  The surgery was a success and she was rolled into a recovery room where her husband of 40 years was waiting.

After a while, the woman’s eyes fluttered open.  The first thing she saw was her husband at her side.  She smiled at him and said “My, you’re handsome” and fell back to sleep.

Moments later, she opened her eyes again and once again saw her husband. She smiled again and said, “My, aren’t you cute” and fell back asleep.

The husband was a little hurt and when she awoke again before she said anything he said, “You said I was handsome and then I was cute, what happened to handsome?” 

She smiled,” The anaesthesia is wearing off.”

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