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A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.  They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: ‘There’s no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

‘Have you been fooling around behind my back?’

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, ‘No, not this time!’

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