The reunion blues

A woman accompanies her husband to his high school reunion. He promised that he wouldn’t ignore her or leave her alone for the entire evening, but meeting his former school mates, he goes off to talk to some friends and leaves her alone.  After a half hour she grew angry and bored.

The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There’s a woman on the dance floor who’s living it large, break-dancing, moon-walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Finally, the husband returns to his wife like nothing is wrong and says, “See that woman on the dance floor? Twenty-five years ago I asked her to marry me and she turned me down. Her loss, right?”

The wife sighs and looks at the woman, then says: “Looks like she’s still celebrating!”

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