The honest wife

A man and his wife are pulled over by a police officer.

The officer walks up to the man’s window and says “Sir, you were going 60 in a 45.”

The man says “I was only going 55!”

His wife hits him on the arm and says “No, you were going 65.” He gives her a very dirty look.

The officer continues “I’m also going to have to give you a ticket for a broken taillight.”

The man says “Broken taillight? I had no idea.”

His wife hits him in the arm again and says “What? I’ve been telling you to get it fixed for weeks.”

The man yells “Will you be quiet?”

The officer looks at his wife and asks “Mam, does he always talk to you that way?”

The mans wife shrugs and says “Only when he drinks.”

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