The holy river…

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon.

With great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”

And then, finally, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”
He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: ‘Shall We Gather At the River.’

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Thanks to Fran for sharing this joke!

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