For the first time in many years a grumpy old guy decided that, at last, there was a movie screening that he might actually like.
He was in for a surprise when he discovered that even after showing his pension card that a ticket cost $7.50.
“When I was a boy, it only cost the equivalent of 75 cents,” he muttered to the young ticket seller.
“Well, Sir, I’m sure you will enjoy this feature. Why they even come with sound now.”