The future of automated cars

A man ordered for an automated robot car. He was so impressed that you could tell the car to do something and it would do it perfectly. The man was so very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.

One day, while sitting at home his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick up children from school as she was tired.

The man walked to the car and said, “Car, go and bring my children from school.”

Car beeped and drove off, but didn’t return on time as expected. The man started to get worried.

Several hours later and no sign of the car, the man became upset. He called a taxi to take him to the police station.

As he and his wife stepped outside, they saw a car coming overloaded with children.

The car parked right in front of them and said, “Here are your children, sir!”

In the car, there were landlady’s two daughters, his wife’s best friend’s daughter, his secretary’s son, and their neighbour’s two sons.

His wife furiously yelled,”Don’t tell me that all these children are yours!”

The man replied calmly,”I’ll explain that if first, you tell me that why our children are not In the car?”

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