The butler did it

A well to do married couple went out to a fancy dinner, leaving their butler Alfred behind.

Halfway through the dinner the wife excuses herself and tells her husband she’ll see him at home later.

Alfred is surprised to see the wife home so early. She smiles and then directs him to her bedroom.

Once they’re both in the bedroom, the wife gets close to Alfred and asks him softly to remove her dress for her.

He does so.

She then leans closer to Alfred and gently asks if he could take off her bra and panties.

As asked Alfred removes the bra and panties of his master’s wife without hesitation.

The wife leans close enough to whisper into Alfred’s ear, “Now don’t ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again.”

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