A man on the telephone talking to his wife, “Dear, I’ve been asked to go fishing with my manager for seven days. I think that this is a positive and great opportunity for me to get that promotion finally. So honey, will you be able to please pack enough clothes for seven days, my toiletry bag and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from office and I’ll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk night wear. See you at home.”
The wife thought that this sounded a little bit fishy, but being a trusting wife she did precisely as her husband asked her.
The next weekend, he got back home little exhausted and tired but, however looking pretty much fine. The wife greeted him and asked whether he caught many fish?
He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a couple Swordfish. A fine trip, but why didn’t u pack my blue silk night wear?”
She said, “I did. They’re in your tackle box”