Some men are towelling off in a gym locker room …

Some men are towelling off in a gym locker room when a phone laying on one of the benches rings.

A man picks it up. “Hi honey,” he says. “So you want to buy a new coat? Only $1,000? Sure, go for it.”

The conversation continues. “Oh, you saw a great Mercedes for just $100,000,” he says. “Of course, no problem, snap it up!”

As the other men look on, agog, the man goes on. “That house you absolutely loved is back on the market? At a bargain $1.5 million? Sure, what the hell, put down a deposit,” he says, before hanging up.

The man turns around and sees the other men staring in a mixture of shock and admiration.

“No idea whose phone that is,” he shrugs as he walks away.

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