Politically humorous

Someone once said that the word ‘politics’ is derived from ‘poly’ meaning many and ‘ticks’ meaning blood-sucking parasites. Here are
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Someone once said that the word ‘politics’ is derived from ‘poly’ meaning many and ‘ticks’ meaning blood-sucking parasites. Here are a few other good moments that are appropriate for our current environment:

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes
from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Am Ringer, “the Mark Twain of American Socialism.”

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I offered my opponents a deal:
“If you stop telling lies about me,
I will stop telling the truth about you”.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~Texas Guinan, 19th century American businessman

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I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city,
it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson, English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981

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We hang petty thieves and appoint the bigger thieves to public office.
~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

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Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become PM; I’m beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in ‘Clarence Darrow for the Defense’ by Irving Stone

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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writer

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What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is POLLUTION!
What happens if all of them drown?
That is (a) SOLUTION!

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