Two advertising executives have been pushed to the limit working long hours and agree that they need time off. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
She smiles and says, “Just wait and see.”
Looking around first, the woman climbs up on her desk, grabs the steel beam in the ceiling, and hangs upside down. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss thinks for a moment and then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
As she starts to leave, the man starts to follow her. Puzzled, the boss says, “Where are you going?”
Without missing a beat the man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”