One day, Suzie’s mother got a call from school …

One day, Suzie’s mother got a call from school, asking her to pick Suzie up.

When the mother arrived, she rushed to Suzie to check if she was okay.

“Are you sick? Are you hurt?”

“No,” said Suzie. “They’re just letting me go home early because I was the only one who answered a question in class today.”

“That’s amazing!” said Suzie’s mother. “What was the question?”

“They asked who threw the rubbish bin at the principal’s head.”

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