Oh no, the crows

About a year ago, 100 dead crows were found on the side of a motorway. Upon investigation, The crows were found to have been hit by vehicles and were covered in specs of varying paint.

Upon investigation, The crows were found to have been hit by vehicles and were covered in specs of varying paint.

After further investigation, it was also found that the paint on the crows had two different types, one from trucks and one from cars. 98% of them crows had been killed by trucks.

The researchers were baffled as to why such a large number of the crows had been killed by trucks. After much deliberation, the researchers came to a conclusion.

When crows are feeding on roadkill, they will always have one crow on a lookout for any danger. When they spot danger, they will shout “CAH! CAH!”.

Unfortunately, crows can’t say “Truck”.

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