Oh ‘deer’, what a hunting trip

Three guys go deer hunting in the woods. After a few days, no one had got a deer. One day, one of the three disappeared mysteriously. The others stayed at the camp hoping he will return.

Two days later, he returned with a deer and a smile. The others were surprised and congratulated him. “Man, that’s awesome! How did you do that?” The hunter smiled and said, “I saw tracks, I followed the tracks, I found deer. I got that deer”

The next day the second guy goes off and sure enough, he returns with a bigger deer. He said “I saw tracks, I followed the tracks, I found deer. I got that deer. ”

Finally, the last guy decides to go. However, it is a full week before he returns. His body is beaten cut and bruised. His friends say “Man, what the hell happened!?”

He sighed as he said, “I saw tracks, I followed the tracks, I got hit by a train!”

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