No need to buy this at the supermarket

It's been a hot and emotional day (thoughts are with those affected with the fires). Here's a cute little joke to try to ease the heat.

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalising smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore.

  1. Christine  

    I would rather they spent the time giving discounts and savings on supermarket products

    id rather discounts and savings on supermarket specials.

    Id rather a discount or sale on supermarket products.

  2. Lynette Trude  

    It doesnt cost anything to have recording of these noises, I think it would be a happy place to shop

  3. Susie  

    “Its a joke ” are people really that gullible ????

  4. Brian Lee  

    Can it possibly be, that Christine and Lynette don’t realise that this is a joke? Surely not!

  5. Jude Devantier  

    Australians use to be known for their sense of humour and ability to laugh at themselves – What happened. Come on people, wake up and have a laugh. As the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine.

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