My way on the highway

An elderly man was driving down the freeway when his car phone rang.

It was his wife to urgently warn him, ‘”Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the Bruce Highway. Please be careful!”

“Heck,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

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