Little Suzie is watching her mother cook dinner …

Little Suzie is watching her mother cook dinner.

“Mummy, why are some of your hairs white?”

Suzie’s mother says, “Every time a little girl does something to make her mother sad, the mother gets another white hair.”

Little Suzie thinks about this for a few moments, then narrows her eyes.

“Mummy, why are all of Grandma’s hairs are white?”

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