Little Susie and her goldfish

Little Susie is digging a large hole in her backyard when her neighbour Mr Carter notices.

“Hey, Susie.  What are you up to?” asked Mr Carter.

“I’m digging a grave for my pet goldfish.” said sad Little Susie.

“Oh no, ” said Mr Carter, “I’m sorry to hear about your goldfish.”

Mr Carter went back inside and made a cup of tea.

That afternoon there was a knock at the door and Little Susie answered it.  It was Mr Carter.

“Hi, Susie. I was wondering if you’ve seen my cat. I can’t seem to find him.” said Mr Carter.

“I saw him this morning,” said Little Susie, “he ate my goldfish.”

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