Little Johnny turned to his father …

Little Johnny turned to his father one day and asked, “Dad, how are babies born?”

Johnny’s dad said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made more babies, and so on.”

The next day, Johnny asked his mother the same question.

“We were monkeys, then we evolved to become the way we are now,” said Johnny’s mum.

Johnny ran to his father. “You lied to me! Mum said we came from monkeys!”

Johnny’s father shook his head. “She’s just talking about her side of the family.”

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