Little Johnny sits next to a pregnant woman …

Little Johnny sits next to a pregnant woman on the bus and keeps staring at her.

“What’s the matter?” asks the woman.

“Why are you so fat?” Johnny asks.

The woman just smiles. “I have a baby inside me.”

“A good baby?”

“Yes,” says the woman proudly. “It’s a very good baby.”

Johnny is horrified. “If it’s so good, why did you eat it?”

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