Juggling a speeding fine

A car zips past a copper who gives chase. When the cop got the driver pulled over, he walked up and asked the driver why he was travelling 20k over the speed limit. The driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a show for a birthday party and didn’t want to be late. The cop shared that he was fascinated by juggling and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn’t give him a fine.

The driver told the officer that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle. The copper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the copper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The officer observed him doing this, and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well haul my butt to jail, cause there’s NO way I’ll pass that test.”

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