Irresponsible drinking

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over.

“Step out of the car,” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.”

“I can’t”, Jim responds. “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”

“Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I’m a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.”

“Can’t do that either” responds Jim.

“Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop.

“Well, because I’m drunk!”

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