A blonde heard a knock at her front door when she was getting out of the shower, she quickly wrapped a towel around herself and went to see who it was.
It was her neighbour so she opened the door.
He looked her up and down and said “I will give you $500 if you drop the towel”.
She thought Easy money why not? So she dropped the towel and with a smile he handed her the $500.
Her husband came in the back door and said “Was somebody at the front door?”
She said “Yes, it was just Ron from the next door”.
He said “Terrific, did he give you the $500 he owes me”.
Thanks to Christine for sharing this joke!
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